"I am sad. Elizabeth Taylor passed away."
"I'm sorry, honey! You're going to miss your tia, aren't you?"
"What are you talking about?! Liz Taylor was a big time movie star. She wasn't my aunt."
"Sure she was. Don't you see the family resemblance?"
"Honey, just because some guy at Blockbuster said I looked like her doesn't mean we're related. Besides, I don't have her eyebrows."
"No me estas entendiendo. How many times did Liz Taylor get married?"
"Eight. I think."
"What about your grandma? How many times did she get married?"
"Y tu 'step' grandpa?"
"What about your mom?"
"She was only married twice."
"Yeah, but who gave her away at her second wedding."
"My dad. Where are you going with all of this?"
"Ay, ay, ay! That cracks me up every time I hear it. What about your uncles? How many times have they been married?"
"Three or four. I lost count."
"What more family resemblance do you want? Elizabeth Taylor was your long, lost tia!"
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